Category:Quotes
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Character Quotes
Quotes from SpongeBob
quote SpongeBob SquarePantsGary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!
quote Spongebob SquarePantsSquidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!
quote SponegeBob SquarePants
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
quote SponegeBob SquarePants
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
quote SponegeBob SquarePants
Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?
quote SponegeBob SquarePants
Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
quote SponegeBob SquarePantsThe sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
quote SponegeBob SquarePantsYou know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well,that would just be ok."
quote SponegeBob SquarePantsAhhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!
quote SponegeBob SquarePantsMoss always points to civilization.
quote SponegeBob SquarePantsOh my gosh! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!
quote SpongebobNo shirts! No shoes! NO SERVICE!!! *Shoots random clothing items*
Quotes from Patrick
quote Patrick StarI know a lot about head injuries...belieeeve me!
quote Patrick StarDumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are. *as he drools*
quote Patrick StarMY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
quote Patrick StarI wumbo, youwumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first
grade!
quote Patrick StarYou meanthey're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I
think?
quote Patrick Star*Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant* Hehehe! It's a giraffe!
quote Patrick StarMy pickle started off life in a jar... and now it's in one again!
quote Patrick StarMaybe astory will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The
end.
quote Patrick StarIs mayonnaise an instrument?
quote Patrick StarSpongebob, when are you gonna learn? No, means, YES!
Quotes from Squidward
quote Squidward TentaclesThis city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color.
quote Squidward TentaclesOh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"
quote Squidward TentaclesNext I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!
quote Squidward TentaclesIf Ihad a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar
...
quote Squidward TentaclesWe're going to drive... a rock?!
Quotes from Mr Krabs
quote Mr KrabsThat's no reason to go ripping people's heads off, boy.
quote Mr KrabsI smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
quote Mr KrabsThe boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
quote Mr KrabsEither you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!
quote Mr Krabs*Get's shot with a bra and it sticks on him* Ah ya got me, Here's your stinkin patty! *throws*
quote Mr KrabsAnd the nextday, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the next day, And the
next day, And the next day, And the next day......
quote PlanktonThat's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
quote PlanktonHolographic meatloaf! My favorite!
quote Plankton*Warping through space* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Sips soda* ah... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
quote PlanktonCorporate casuals!
quote Plankton's ArmyRoot Beer?!?
Quotes from Pearl Krabs
quote Pearl"Stop it you're embarrassing me!!"
quote Pearl"Daddy you're cheap!"
quote Pearl"DADDY!"
Quotes from Karen
quote Karen"I heard this joke before!"
quote Karen"Seaweed: 50% Sea, 50% Weed"
quote Karen"Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas."
Quotes from Mrs. Puff
quote Mrs. Puff"SpongeBob you failed!"
quote Mrs. Puff"No more SpongeBob!"
